Community Status Updates
wonkeydonkeymonster
If u bump into a asshole in the morning, then there a asshole. But if u bump into assholes all day then your the asshole.
Mar 07 2015 10:59 AM
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Dekay
Double double toil and trouble fire burn and cauldron bubble, we is making oil :)
Mar 06 2015 11:35 PM
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Dekay
Its iso mate and speaking of gonna eat me some now :)
Mar 07 2015 12:15 AM -
RastaMouse
Lol can see him now Mrs deks him with some round glasses and half a canna leaf on his forehead lol.. nice dekay ain't made iso in a while now :(
Mar 07 2015 08:19 AM -
Dekay
I was going to make some more now but my eyes stinging too much think i need a lie down :)
Mar 07 2015 05:10 PM
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hazed bunny
Cucumber
Mar 07 2015 11:06 AM
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FoxyLady
Oh noooooo not pizzle dizzle :)
Mar 06 2015 09:02 PM -
Hoon
Pmsl
Mar 06 2015 09:06 PM -
FoxyLady
Oh god dnt pysl pleeze!!!! It'll hurt yr chest :(
Mar 06 2015 09:08 PM
hazed bunny
Getting foot tattoo next wekk wooohooo costing me in bribes though lol
Mar 06 2015 01:40 PM
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hazed bunny
Lol like me first one was 18 hours of hell the others were less than a hour from waters going lol thank god lol
Mar 07 2015 08:22 AM -
FoxyLady
;)
Mar 07 2015 10:50 PM -
hazed bunny
Lol my neck one never hurt much ether lol wrist your brave I thought about that lol. I get stoned at my guys too great aint it lol. Thanks x
Mar 08 2015 01:38 PM
Lizardking
3 days alcohol free...very pleased with myself...I'll blow that tonight by getting smashed I expect!!
Mar 06 2015 01:19 PM
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Dekay
So you wont show me the way to the next whiskey bar
Mar 06 2015 04:26 PM -
Up2nogood
C,mon the wine..
Mar 06 2015 05:49 PM -
Lizardking
Lmao Deeks,I'll take you to the whiskey bar any day of the week mate :)
Up2...my mrs just asked if I wanted a bottle of wine lol
Mar 06 2015 06:25 PM
wonkeydonkeymonster
Shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp n potatoes, shrimp sandwich, pineapple shrimp, mango shrimp, coconut shrimp, shrimp gumbo, shrimp burger
Mar 06 2015 10:36 AM
mrsDeeks
So im now on second lot of antibiotics this sinus/ches/ear infection better piss off soon!
Mar 05 2015 11:54 PM
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Hoon
terrible eh? slept for,, 2 days an a night lol, now jus keep burning up
Mar 06 2015 12:57 AM -
FoxyLady
Nasty old things chest infections... Don't let it go on for too long n smoke less H..... #imanurse ;)
Mar 06 2015 09:01 PM -
mrsDeeks
Yes they are very tiring, i find olbas oil on my pillow helps clear congestion and helps me sleep :)
Mar 06 2015 10:41 PM
Dekay
Dont you just hate the moment whe you realise you eat a dog biscuit by accident
Mar 05 2015 03:14 AM
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Grub
Have you tried the doggie choc-drop things? Yumm!!
Mar 05 2015 11:29 AM -
Budgie
doggie chop drops lol, yep. And you cant beat a nice winalot biccy : double dunker :)
Mar 05 2015 10:16 PM -
Dekay
Your all barking mad :rolleyes:
Mar 05 2015 10:53 PM
Dekay
Dont you just hate the moment whe you realise you eat a dog biscuit by accident
Mar 05 2015 03:14 AM
wonkeydonkeymonster
i dont really know how to feel. should i be impressed with this world? i guess the graphics are real, maby i should leave it alone get outa home but no thank god theres games on my mobile phone.
Mar 05 2015 01:31 AM
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Dekay
Lifes not real whatever glasses you wear, people tell me all sorts of things but man they dont make sense any more than me.
Mar 05 2015 02:25 AM
Grub
A whole hour of non-stop, rampant, multiple orgasm sex.... Shame I was on my bloody own!
Mar 03 2015 08:25 PM
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Hoon
hahaha ;)
Mar 03 2015 09:26 PM -
Dekay
Them blue pills be the death of you lol death by masturbation ;)
Mar 05 2015 02:26 AM -
Grub
lol, Deeks mate it's no good having a permanent hard-on if you're not gonna do summat with it. lol. - Not doing much for my eyesight though.
Mar 05 2015 11:30 AM
wonkeydonkeymonster
Lookin in the fridge for the last beer, smoke another Cone and wonder where I put last year.
Mar 02 2015 10:56 AM
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wonkeydonkeymonster
Responsibly drunk lol.
Mar 03 2015 09:40 AM -
Special Branch
lol
Mar 05 2015 09:09 PM
