[Shy Ted]

You could build up a tolerence to nettles by taking a few branches full home and get your lass to thrash you with them.

 

jim, my ex didn't need nettles, her tongue was sharp enough to cut to the bone.

[Mr. Don Keidik]

hmm just take a stick, like a walking stick or something and basically smash all the nettles in front of you as you go,

also there is kind of a way to walk through nettles and thorny plants - 

you'd want to have a good walking shooes, like strong and hard stuff like maybe hikers or climbers shooes or like milatry boots, but thats not a must - 

any way you should walk a little bit like a crab, meaning go sideways, and on every step you make you raise your leg a little bit higher than what you'd raise it when you normally walk, so you can catch a few stems with your foot and smash them forward the way you go.

this way - since you are walking sideways - youll make a path at the width of you profile so you can fit in there perfectly.

 

this way you will have a path ready for you evey time you go there,

i mean the bent plants wont raise up again (unless youll only do this once and leave the path alone for a good few weeks),

the only downside is that people or animals might use that path as well.

 

[Anonymiss]

hmm just take a stick, like a walking stick or something and basically smash all the nettles in front of you as you go

Making an obvious road to a secret place is probably not the best of ideas

[Anonymiss]

True story

Pics or it didn't happen

[Budgie]

Maybe you should just try the Charles Bronson goes for a walk in the country method....?

 

Take a big block of lard, or tub of vaseline, and when you get to the site, strip off and lather yourself liberally all over with it, acts as a barrier to the nettle hairs, helps with your tan and vitamin D intake, plus, as well as the joy of seeing your plants sting-free, if anyone does happen to stumble across you, they'll run like fu*k and not be wanting to visit that little glade again in a hurry

 

And, no Missy, I'll not be taking pics

[Mrs Willy]

Maybe you should just try the Charles Bronson goes for a walk in the country method....?

 

Take a big block of lard, or tub of vaseline, and when you get to the site, strip off and lather yourself liberally all over with it, acts as a barrier to the nettle hairs, helps with your tan and vitamin D intake, plus, as well as the joy of seeing your plants sting-free, if anyone does happen to stumble across you, they'll run like fu*k and not be wanting to visit that little glade again in a hurry

 

And, no Missy, I'll not be taking pics

 

10/10

 

lmfbo.

[Anonymiss]

Maybe you should just try the Charles Bronson goes for a walk in the country method....?
 
Take a big block of lard, or tub of vaseline, and when you get to the site, strip off and lather yourself liberally all over with it, acts as a barrier to the nettle hairs, helps with your tan and vitamin D intake, plus, as well as the joy of seeing your plants sting-free, if anyone does happen to stumble across you, they'll run like fu*k and not be wanting to visit that little glade again in a hurry

And as an added bonus, if the police do turn up they'll probably find it quite difficult to hang on to you
 

And, no Missy, I'll not be taking pics

But I might...

[Wigster]

I like wading through nettles...they sting a bit but that just adds to the excitement of getting to the plot commando style...something to remember...Rambo style

 

Colonel Trautman: How's the wound? 
Rambo: You taught us to ignore pain, right? 
Colonel Trautman: Is it working? 
Rambo: Not really. Don't take it personal. 
Colonel Trautman: Thanks. 

 

 

[2scoops]

True story

 

Nah m8 not on me, we did it to a new labourer on a building site once upon a time, stripped him naked thrashed him with stinging nettles and sent him up in the air on end of tower crane,  just breaking him like, he turned out a good en, not many do these days though the useless little fekkers.

[Slippery]

I like wading through nettles...they sting a bit but that just adds to the excitement of getting to the plot commando style...something to remember...Rambo style

 

Colonel Trautman: How's the wound? 
Rambo: You taught us to ignore pain, right? 
Colonel Trautman: Is it working? 
Rambo: Not really. Don't take it personal. 
Colonel Trautman: Thanks. 

 

 

Never forget that pain is a sign of weakness leaving the body

 

It's not really pain anyway, just irritation, man up! Wigster here goes naked!
 

 

getting to the plot commando style...

..That is tough!