Thought I might as well get this one going!
Just been strimming the grass.
Thought I had scouted the area pretty well for dog shit, but clearly not,
strimmed right through one and ended up with it all over my shades, top lip and the corner of my damn eye.....FFS
Gonna build the dog and damn sand pity to shit in I reckon!!!!!
What Winds You Up?
Started By
Double Zero
, May 17 2014 11:51 AM
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#3
Posted 17 May 2014 - 01:28 PM
Ye the youth of today are a right bunch of foul mouth bastards, what grinds my gears is I keep seeing lads walking round with their arses hanging out, do females like this nowadays? I think it looks stupid as fuck
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#4
Posted 17 May 2014 - 03:04 PM
What winds me up is joining a new forum and trying to work it out , as being an old cunt how to work it , lmao , that winds me up
fuck wheres ma smileys , lol :bigjoint: , found them :laugh:
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#5
Posted 18 May 2014 - 10:06 AM
Sat making a joint at kitchen table and man starts shouting and pointing under table, I look down to see this big black spider running toward my naked feet., I swear I have never hopped so fast out the kitchen in all my life. It was fucking huge
#6
Posted 18 May 2014 - 01:30 PM
Awww no way lmfao. I would have took money and run lol
#7
Posted 18 May 2014 - 02:05 PM
taking my little girl for a walk dwn the local playing fields this afternoon & a dog just takes a shit right infront of us wth its owner just watching he didnt say a thing & just walked off, dirty bastard.
felt like ggrabbing him by the throat & wiping the shit up wth is face
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#8
Posted 18 May 2014 - 03:39 PM
Barbecues , I fucking loath them. The smell, the taste, the need to get them out at the first sign of the sun..
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#9
Posted 20 May 2014 - 12:56 PM
The people that give my children these bloody flutes....ffs kid you're giving me a migraine
#10
Posted 20 May 2014 - 02:26 PM
That was ment to say, cunts lol folk like that need shot lol