[mrs beef]

Grrr forgetting to put the liquid in the washing machine [emoji16]

[BIGLUMPAGREEN]

mmmmm, ahhh, I remember now....

what was it that year?

17 detentions, 3 school fights, numerous insects burned, birds eggs stolen, all those black-jacks you pilfered from the corner shop, that awful trick you played on your younger sibling in the summer holidays....shall I go on

I hope you enjoyed your Rupert Bear Annual and the bag of Satsumas

Always wondered Santa if you take your hat off do you look like mushtallllcccccrcccchaaaa the owner of my local corner shop?,proper fookin upside down head he is, no offence or owt I mean I don't think your a doughnut  but just wondered that's all,anyways can i have a blow up doll that squeels like a pig for chrimbo cheers,BIG

sent with a blast from my poo chute

[duke]

@BIGLUMPAGREEN i edited your post as it was in bad taste and could offend so i replaced it with a doughnut cos there not mean,think before you post next time naughty man,peace

[BIGLUMPAGREEN]

Must stop buying fookin kebabs on way home from boozer,been pissin owt mi arse all day not good!Pass me the germoloids honey will ya,BIG

sent with a blast from my poo chute

[BIGLUMPAGREEN]

@BIGLUMPAGREEN i edited your post as it was in bad taste and could offend so i replaced it with a doughnut cos there not mean,think before you post next time naughty man,peace

Whoops,please accept my sincerest apologies,BIG

sent with a blast from my poo chute

[duke]

Must stop buying fookin kebabs on way home from boozer,been pissin owt mi arse all day not good!Pass me the germoloids honey will ya,BIG

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man you you must be brave or mad kebabs i stopped eating after watching them make the meat,yuck!nearly as bad as pot noodles!maybe mr swilly will lend one of his patent cauliflower butt plugs?peace

[BIGLUMPAGREEN]

man you you must be brave or mad kebabs i stopped eating after watching them make the meat,yuck!nearly as bad as pot noodles!maybe mr swilly will lend one of his patent cauliflower butt plugs?peace

The cauliflower butt plug may well push my innards back where they should be,I shall have to give it a try,thanks for the rectal advice duke,BIG

sent with a blast from my poo chute

[duke]

The cauliflower butt plug may well push my innards back where they should be,I shall have to give it a try,thanks for the rectal advice duke,BIG

sent with a blast from my poo chute

pm swilly im sure he help you out!bloody quiet round here today aye?im of to do me watering and check for borg,peace

[mrs beef]

If these window lights fall down once this yr I will b lightless [emoji23]

[captain beefheart]

fooking love songs on the wireless ffs its sunday nite mun....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO