[The Dude Abides]

Here we go again folks, your very own agony uncle is back to answer all those embarrassing questions that are non canna related. As you probably know I have built up a wealth of knowledge on many subjects over the years and I'm now at your disposal to answer your questions for free! I tend to specialise in bodily functions but feel free to ask anything that's bothering you. Fire away folks. All good things TDA

[Mr Pothead]

The infamous arse twitch, a shooting pain directly from the arsehole to your stomach, is this my bad diet? Cheers dude

[The Dude Abides]

The infamous arse twitch, a shooting pain directly from the arsehole to your stomach, is this my bad diet? Cheers dude

Hi Mr P and thanks for the question.

I don't think that diet is your problem here, it sounds more like an adrenalin rush or overexcitement, you're not a skydiver are you?

All good things
TDA

[smokin soul]

Hi dude I often get bored so the other day I decided to plait the hairs on my barse but unfortunately I managed to trap the old chicken skin bag in the straighteners and things have gone a bit septic, should I go and present my notcher at the A&E or is there a home remedy I could use? Many thanks

[Mr Pothead]

The infamous arse twitch, a shooting pain directly from the arsehole to your stomach, is this my bad diet? Cheers dude

Hi Mr P and thanks for the question.

I don't think that diet is your problem here, it sounds more like an adrenalin rush or overexcitement, you're not a skydiver are you?

All good things
TDA

How did you know? Fuckinel dude your amazing! Thanks mate ......so should I stop jumping out of planes or is there something I can do to prevent the arse twitch and carry on jumping?

[Special Branch]

dude.. with the excitement of the new site, im up stairs with the laptop and the hoover just sitting in the corner powered on while the partner is sweating over the cooker making sunday tea, Question is... Is it wrong that she is in the belief that im hoovering the bedrooms while shes working hard

[The Dude Abides]

Hi Mr P, I can't seem to quote your quote, if you see what I mean but if you insist on throwing yourself from high flying aircraft, I would recommend the Mrs Willy cauliflower butt plug, careful how you remove it though.

[The Dude Abides]

Hi dude

I often get bored so the other day I decided to plait the hairs on my barse but unfortunately I managed to trap the old chicken skin bag in the straighteners and things have gone a bit septic, should I go and present my notcher at the A&E or is there a home remedy I could use?

Many thanks

Hi SS and thanks for the question.

What you need is a cauliflower butt plug, first bathe the infected area with PH down, then insert the plug, wiggle it about a bit, then get yourself to A&E.

All good things
TDA

[The Dude Abides]

dude.. with the excitement of the new site, im up stairs with the laptop and the hoover just sitting in the corner powered on while the partner is sweating over the cooker making sunday tea,
Question is... Is it wrong that she is in the belief that im hoovering the bedrooms while shes working hard

Hi SB and thanks for the question.

No SB, it's not wrong, in fact that's a brilliant idea, cheers mate.

All good things
TDA

[1984]

Yo Dude, I've run out of my stash and have been picking at stalks for bits of bud, repeatedly bashing my grinder for stray kief and sobbing into my empty jars... I will have to wait until I come back from France before doing another grow. My question is, and I asked this somewhere else (not sure if a thread here or the other lovely new site) - can I get high if I do a line of oregano, or will I just be well seasoned? Much love! x