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#1
Posted 18 May 2014 - 05:07 PM
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#2
Posted 18 May 2014 - 05:12 PM
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#3
Posted 18 May 2014 - 05:24 PM
The infamous arse twitch, a shooting pain directly from the arsehole to your stomach, is this my bad diet? Cheers dude
Hi Mr P and thanks for the question.
I don't think that diet is your problem here, it sounds more like an adrenalin rush or overexcitement, you're not a skydiver are you?
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TDA
#4
Posted 18 May 2014 - 05:45 PM
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#5
Posted 18 May 2014 - 05:54 PM
How did you know? Fuckinel dude your amazing! Thanks mate ......so should I stop jumping out of planes or is there something I can do to prevent the arse twitch and carry on jumping?
The infamous arse twitch, a shooting pain directly from the arsehole to your stomach, is this my bad diet? Cheers dude
Hi Mr P and thanks for the question.
I don't think that diet is your problem here, it sounds more like an adrenalin rush or overexcitement, you're not a skydiver are you?
All good things
TDA
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#6
Posted 18 May 2014 - 05:57 PM
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#7
Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:14 PM
#8
Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:24 PM
Hi dude
I often get bored so the other day I decided to plait the hairs on my barse but unfortunately I managed to trap the old chicken skin bag in the straighteners and things have gone a bit septic, should I go and present my notcher at the A&E or is there a home remedy I could use?
Many thanks
Hi SS and thanks for the question.
What you need is a cauliflower butt plug, first bathe the infected area with PH down, then insert the plug, wiggle it about a bit, then get yourself to A&E.
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TDA
#9
Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:29 PM
dude.. with the excitement of the new site, im up stairs with the laptop and the hoover just sitting in the corner powered on while the partner is sweating over the cooker making sunday tea,
Question is... Is it wrong that she is in the belief that im hoovering the bedrooms while shes working hard
Hi SB and thanks for the question.
No SB, it's not wrong, in fact that's a brilliant idea, cheers mate.
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TDA
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#10
Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:30 PM
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