[The Dude Abides]

Yo Dude,

I've run out of my stash and have been picking at stalks for bits of bud, repeatedly bashing my grinder for stray kief and sobbing into my empty jars... I will have to wait until I come back from France before doing another grow.

My question is, and I asked this somewhere else (not sure if a thread here or the other lovely new site) - can I get high if I do a line of oregano, or will I just be well seasoned?

Much love! x

Hi 84 and thanks for the question.

What do you want to go to France for?

If you mix a little balsamic vinegar with the oregano you will get pickled as well.

All good things
TDA

[1984]

Hi 84 and thanks for the question.

What do you want to go to France for?

If you mix a little balsamic vinegar with the oregano you will get pickled as well.

All good things
TDA

Cheers for the answer dude, I'm glad I saw this before I went ahead and dosed myself with oregano.... I'm not sure why I'm going to France, the Mrs seems keen, maybe she's banging ol' Pierre or Marcel on the side?

Love ya mate

[Mrs Willy]

good evening dude and thanks for the thread. You are now on 3 channels which is impressive. i told you this was the best thread on the internet. So onto tonights question.. Is it wrong to grind black pepper on your testicles every time you go for a piss? I find this is very effective for getting rid of the middle aged dribbles that seem to happen once you zip up after having a james. I have tried sarsons, maldon sea salt and hp sauce, but black pepper seems to be the most effective. if you agree, then should i be adopting a corn beef pastie as a jockstrap. thankyou

[Mr Pothead]

Hi Mr P, I can't seem to quote your quote, if you see what I mean but if you insist on throwing yourself from high flying aircraft, I would recommend the Mrs Willy cauliflower butt plug, careful how you remove it though.

Hmmmm the cauliflower butt plug ay haha

[Mr Pothead]

The infamous arse twitch, a shooting pain directly from the arsehole to your stomach, is this my bad diet? Cheers dude

Haha is that what it is then

[The Dude Abides]

Evening darling and thanks for the kind words and questions. Seems an overly complicated way of dealing with middle age dribble amigo, I just stuff a flannel in my underpants, has the added advantage of making your willy look bigger as well, to the undiscerning eye anyway. Pepper sounds good though, I put black pepper on everything (except my nuts). If you insist on spreading condiments on your nether regions you will almost certainly be adopting a corn beef pastie as a jockstrap. Have you considered lubrication with essential oils? They're a must! Sorry for the delayed reply but I just caught the end of my nose in the soft close toilet seat whilst attempting a particularly acrobatic turd, won't try that again. Normal service has been resumed now I'm settled down chez Dude. So fire away folks, don't hold back, you can ask Dude anything. All good things TDA

[Fieldy]

Shooting pain right up my bullet hole?... I call this Shooty Arse... Why is this ?

[Mr Pothead]

Fieldy, do you skydive aswell? Check the second post in this thread

[Fieldy]

Hahahahaha quality !!