[The Dude Abides]

Oh Fieldy, I'm so sorry about the delayed reply, my brain has been stuck in serious mode, I'm all right now though. Mr P makes a good point, looks like a cauliflower butt plug is your main requirement, possibly supplemented with a little lubrication from a marsupial scrotum gland. Sit on the sofa for a few hours (watching test match cricket is especially good for this) with the plug inserted, try not to make any violent movements or masturbate and you'll be fine. Hope this helps. All good things TDA

[Zipp]

Dude ive a problem , since the good lady got me some nose strips to help me stop snoreing which does help a bit but the problem is when i take the thing off in the morning as it leaves my nose rather raw feeling and irritated what kind of luberucation would you suggest for my poor wee nose mate , fed up looking like Adam Ant from the eightes , lol looking forward to your consultation and i know its out of hours at the moment but hopeing you do an out of hours surgery for emergencys :bigjoint:

[The Dude Abides]

Dude ive a problem , since the good lady got me some nose strips to help me stop snoreing which does help a bit

but the problem is when i take the thing off in the morning as it leaves my nose rather raw feeling and irritated

what kind of luberucation would you suggest for my poor wee nose mate , fed up looking like Adam Ant from the eightes , lol


looking forward to your consultation and i know its out of hours at the moment but hopeing you do an out of hours surgery for emergencys :bigjoint:

Afternoon Zip and thanks for the question.

I'm a bit of a nose expert atm, having just had a centimetre chopped off mine.

Your particular problem is known in the trade as Rudolf's Syndrome, you need to rub in reindeer sperm first thing in the morning, try Laplandfarty.com

If it does not work after a week or so, I would give up snoring or get a divorce.

Hope this helps.

All good things
TDA

[Zipp]

Dude ive a problem , since the good lady got me some nose strips to help me stop snoreing which does help a bit

but the problem is when i take the thing off in the morning as it leaves my nose rather raw feeling and irritated

what kind of luberucation would you suggest for my poor wee nose mate , fed up looking like Adam Ant from the eightes , lol


looking forward to your consultation and i know its out of hours at the moment but hopeing you do an out of hours surgery for emergencys :bigjoint:

Afternoon Zip and thanks for the question.

I'm a bit of a nose expert atm, having just had a centimetre chopped off mine.

Your particular problem is known in the trade as Rudolf's Syndrome, you need to rub in reindeer sperm first thing in the morning, try Laplandfarty.com

If it does not work after a week or so, I would give up snoring or get a divorce.

Hope this helps.

All good things
TDA

im on it buddie reindeer spunk it is , lol

[The Dude Abides]

Maybe get the Mrs to do it Zip.

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=fftnExG-WFg

 

All good things

 TDA

[Zipp]

Maybe get the Mrs to do it Zip.

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=fftnExG-WFg

 

All good things

 TDA

 

....Dude what the fuck was that all about , lol , theres no way im letting the mrs do that to ma nuts mate

 

unless she gets her teeth out and we'll call it a gummy bear , lol 
 

[UNITED]

Hi dude just a little question.

I was in bed last night tossing and turning which has came to my attention it was a nightmare.. I have arose this morning to a broken clock time has stopped..

What advice could you offer me in my current situation?

[The Dude Abides]

Hi dude just a little question.

I was in bed last night tossing and turning which has came to my attention it was a nightmare.. I have arose this morning to a broken clock time has stopped..

What advice could you offer me in my current situation?

 

Hi UNI and thanks for the question.

 

Tossing in bed is fraught with danger, not only can it give you nightmares it can also clog up the cogs in your clock!

 

In the meantime just drink red wine and don't look at the clock.

 

Hope this helps.

 

All good things

 TDA
 

[UNITED]

Quality Dude.

Slept easy last night knowing that i didnt have to look at the clock today.

[hazed bunny]

Hay dude I have a question. Why are men bigger bitchies that women??