[Mrs Willy]

Getting caught by the misses is worse, at least if you get caught by the best mate you might get a happy ending

What's worse farting loudly at a funeral or a wedding

 

wedding deffo..

At a funeral people are desperate for a laugh.

The dudes will i think has whoopee cushions on the pews, if he has his way..

 

Ok my turn.

 

being fat or being miserable?

[Vador]

What about being fat and miserable

[Mrs Willy]

What about being fat and miserable

 

well it suits me, but that wasnt the dilemma

[Vador]

I think I'd rather be fat because fat people are normally happy
Miserable people are well, miserable
What's worse breaking both arms or both legs??
Hmmm pretty obvious answer for a stoner actually lol, I can't roll with my feet

[Budgie]

Legs Deffo, joint rolling aside (although you could import your very own cuban hotty to do it between her thighs for you ) I'd never be able to climb up to the groom otherwise  

 

Which is worse

 

Standing up quickly and catching your head on the corner of an opened kitchen cupboard -or- stubbing your toes on the narrow edge of an open door

[The Dude Abides]

Legs Deffo, joint rolling aside (although you could import your very own cuban hotty to do it between her thighs for you ) I'd never be able to climb up to the groom otherwise  

 

Which is worse

 

Standing up quickly and catching your head on the corner of an opened kitchen cupboard -or- stubbing your toes on the narrow edge of an open door

 

That's easy GB, just think slippers, I don't wear a hat indoors.

 

What's worse, a soft close toilet seat that doesn't soft close, or one that does?

 

All good things

 TDA

[Budgie]

As neither has any effect on log-dropped splashback theyre both as bad as each other really sureley.

But id have to go for the one that works, why peeps need to be ashamed of the sounds of a lav in healthy use is beyond me!

which is worse...too much sugar in your tea or not enough?

[Notorious WD]

Too much sugar GB. Not enough is a bit grim but too sweet spoils the drink. The same can be said for squash too.



Which is worse, a lady with a gusset that smells like stagnant water or has horrendous breath due to halitosis?

[The Dude Abides]

You've met my wife then WD.

 

I use a snorkel with a big bud of weed stuffed in the tube.

 

 

Which is worse, an emery board or a nail file?

 

All good things

 TDA

[Notorious WD]

Evens dude. I hate both along with sand paper, wire wool and cellotape

Lmfao at snorkel. Should take some famed local Normandy Suace too to aid you in your tasks.