There are two types of people in the world: those who nick lighters and those whose lighters are nicked.
I have lots of lighters lol
Ha ha better watch you
Posted 23 December 2014 - 02:50 PM
There are two types of people in the world: those who nick lighters and those whose lighters are nicked.
I have lots of lighters lol
Posted 23 December 2014 - 04:17 PM
Ha ha better watch you
To be fair I'm firmly in the category of "I dont do it deliberately", they just kinda find their way into my pocket None of my pals have any qualms with demanding the return of their lighters, it's just expected that I'll pocket it at some point
Posted 23 December 2014 - 04:32 PM
To be fair I'm firmly in the category of "I dont do it deliberately", they just kinda find their way into my pocket None of my pals have any qualms with demanding the return of their lighters, it's just expected that I'll pocket it at some point
Posted 23 December 2014 - 05:24 PM
I can sit in my Recliner and lose a fucking lighter, and it has been known on numerous occasions to be sat there looking for my lighter, then stand up and the fucking thing falls on the wooden floor and shatters, then you have to hunt for the lighter you lost previous to the smashed one, which then ends up with getting a light off the Gas ring resulting in your eye lashes being welded together...................lol
Posted 23 December 2014 - 09:24 PM
Posted 23 December 2014 - 09:51 PM
Posted 24 December 2014 - 10:27 AM
Lol same here I can go from having 10 too none in a hour lol. Who takes them when no one else there hmmmm lolI can sit in my Recliner and lose a fucking lighter, and it has been known on numerous occasions to be sat there looking for my lighter, then stand up and the fucking thing falls on the wooden floor and shatters, then you have to hunt for the lighter you lost previous to the smashed one, which then ends up with getting a light off the Gas ring resulting in your eye lashes being welded together...................lol
Lol same I never remember doing it so I think it's not our faultGuilty as charged bunny
I 110% never ever ever mean to steal em but I just come home with pockets full ... I actually can't remember the time the last time I had to buy a lighter ... Ohh the same [emoji20]
One night me and a few of the mate had a lighter amnesty which involved us all putting our lighters in the centre of the kitchen table whilst we tried to have a "normal" Saturday night, drinking, smoking , chilling to some tunes yada yada....
The evening turned into the most uncomfortable situation I have ever experienced due to the fact that all we did all night was sit around staring at our beloved lighters all night, if you turned your head for a split second your lighter was a gona, you then spent the rest of the evening trying to find out who dunnit and getting it back.
Spoilt the entire evening and sparked a life long lighter paranoia to all if those involved.
'Twas a sad day in the life of a Winstun and his mukkas
Awww santa might bring you a packet if you have been a good boyI always give them back, trouble is I never get any of my own back so resort to stealing in the end
Posted 09 March 2015 - 03:51 PM
Bunny is a thief lol
Posted 09 March 2015 - 03:56 PM