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To be fair we might have done something when we went to bed so it might not work but fuck me I cant remember going to bed and certainly dont remember having to make any effort once there or falling asleep so unproven and if I ask her if we had sex last night i reckon me danglies may be removed. But if you just cant be bothered putting it in make her one of these and theres no bother.
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