[Budgie]

The Green Circle would like to welcome our newest member and official forum supporter, Herbies  of Herbies Seeds fame

 

And we've got a little competition running this week, open to all members with some prizes kindly donated by Herbies.

 

 

 

The competition is simple,

 

• come up with a little strain-related / funny / stoner limerick. (the one with 5 lines )
• post it in this thread.
• It is open from now, 9th March, and you can have multiple entries if you get on a roll
• Competition Closes at midnight Sunday 15th March.
• The two best ditties will be chosen by herbies and prizes sent out a.s.a.p

 

 

The winners will win one of the following from Heavyweght Seeds:

 

 Heavyweight Superb OG Fems (5pack)

 

 Heavyweight 2 Fast 2 Vast Auto Fems (5pack)

 

So, get your lyrical thinking caps on and get your entries in

[Earwig]

Here's a quick one from me:

There once was a stoner from Bristol
Who thought that his cock was a pistil
He tried lighting that shit
But only got in one hit
Before swallowing a mouthful of jizzle

I'll get my coat...

[Up2nogood]

Dekay should be good at this lol..I have seen all his strange talk on here..

[Up2nogood]

Over in the far eastern parts of China
A heardsman tended to his new strain called Purple Sock
He gave his woman a good fuck in her vagina
she gave him a good kick in the cock
"why did you do that"? said the farmer
"because you don't have enough weed"
Farmer said "next time I shall wear body armour"

[Pistachio]

If you want to grow weed like an ace,

For sure The Green Circle's the place.

With advanced avionics,

And cool aeroponics.

You can even grow ganga in space!

[Mrs Willy]

Heres my entry..

 

There once was a man called mellowed.

Who would not get rid of that fucking phone and buy a proper computer.

 

 

[Grub]

Wicked competition.... I'm well up for this!

 

And Welcome Herbies!!

[Budgie]

There once was a grower in soil

For weeks and weeks he would toil

Feeding just shit and piss

His plants were in bliss

And paid him back with ounces of oil

[ZenArcher]

On the net in a circle of green

Where all of the members are keen

With a handful of seed

All the people grow weed

From the dealers the circle are freed

[mrsDeeks]

Dekay should be good at this lol..I have seen all his strange talk on here..

 

 

i agree