[Dekay]

Dekay should be good at this lol..I have seen all his strange talk on here..

 

Strange talk ...you mean my flashes of drunken brilliance I presume

I will be entering this for sure though.

[Budgie]

There was a poor man from Dunblane

Who's M.S. caused him much pain

Hesitantly he agreed

To become CBD'd

And now he can live life again

 

[mrsDeeks]

im working on one may take me a while lol

[Dekay]

My plants are compared to a male member

Stood proud before they become embers

But it only caused strife

when inserted in wife

and she decided to return to the sender

[wonkeydonkeymonster]

I'll be in on this. Now to get the creative juices flowing.

[KrazyDave]

Herbies and T-G-C rule.
It's like a herbalists school.
With all kinds of seeds
We grow all kinds of weeds
And smoke them until we all drool

[mrsDeeks]

A new liking for oil i have found

It lifts me high off the ground

Dekay potter dons his hat 

Making oil taking care of that 

An oil painting on my fridge is now found.

[Mrs Willy]

My name is jack, diddlyack, diddlyack..

im a negrophilliac, diddlyack, diddlyack..

I get so hard....... in the graveyeard!...

i get frustrated , diddlyated, diddlyated

when they get cremated, diddlyated, diddlyated.

burials a must ...........

...coz you cant fuck dust

 

 

 

[Dekay]

Another couple of ciders I might have come up with that meself you crazy man, brilliant

[KrazyDave]

Misses Dekay is a housewife,
Who cooks things in a wok,
Tuaku doesn't like her,
But that's cause he's a....

Cock-a-doodle-doodle,
That rooster just won't quit,
Don't listen to what I'm saying,
I'm only chatting...

Shit-zus make good pets,
They're cuddley and sweet,
Melloweds always busy,
He loves to beat his....

Meet-ings with the mods
It's plain to see by all
That sky should win those seeds
Or you can suck his...

Balls are good for growing
If they're made from clay
Herbies seeds are number 1
The rest of them are...

Gay-mers is a cider
It rots your insides quick
Your bladder gets infected
And blood comes out your...

Dic-tate what I'm saying,
As it may bring me luck,
But if it don't, and I don't win,
I won't really give a fuck!

Edited by Skyhighatrist, 10 March 2015 - 01:27 AM.