[wonkeydonkeymonster]

(Tap.tap.tap.....is this thing on?.....old school beatbox in the background)

Chillin in the circle with Herbies and the crew,
Smokin Bigfoot, OG, and strawberry blue,
If it's indicas, sativas, or pure landraces,
Herbies got the seeds to put a smile on ya faces,
Combine that with the knowledge here on T-G-C,
And see just how easy growing can be,
So if slippers are ya thing and u wanna be dealer free,
It's all about HERBIES AT T-G-C.

I tried to stay within the confines of the description given at the start of the thread and celebrate herbieas and tgc. Damn it aw hard not to get side tracked lol.

Edited by wonkeydonkeymonster, 10 March 2015 - 04:43 AM.

[Earwig]

Cracking limericks chap & chapess(s)

Lots of cock references, which I like*




*does not doubt sexuality though. Or do I? Soooo confusing lol

[Up2nogood]

Walking along to the garden of Eden
Appeared to me was cheech and chong
"Over here Up2 share our bong"
"Geeez man" I said "your garden needs weeden"
"Shut the fuck up" they said and "give us a song"

[wonkeydonkeymonster]

(In the tune of 50cents candy shop)

I'm logged onto herbies shop,
To see what the big man's got,
Hit search and he's got the lot,
Don't think it ever stop!

Lol.

[KrazyDave]

There was a young lad who grew weeds,
He grew it from really small seeds,
What he didn't know,
When he started to sow,
Is nettles weren't the weeds that he needs!

[KrazyDave]

There was a young chap known as swilly,
Who had a really small willy,
But the plants that he grows,
Everyone knows,
Make up for swillys small willy!

[emoji23] sorry swilly dude. It just popped in there lol

[KrazyDave]

Oscar is a killer,
And everybody knows,
The only thing
That Oscar kills
Is soil based, LED grows!

Oscar Pistachio that is lol

[KrazyDave]

Herbies is the seed bank,
The circle is the place,
If you put the two together,
You'll end up off your face!

[wonkeydonkeymonster]

(In the tune of 50cents candy shop)

I'm logged onto herbies shop,
To see what the big man's got,
Hit search and he's got the lot,
Don't think it ever stop!

Lol.

.....^^^^^ continued
I been searching all day, how do I want it?
Is it pineapple chunk? Or should I get the chronic,
Martian mean green or mabey blue mystic?
Hebrides got the seeds to avoid any hiss fits,
Outdoors, hydro, soil or coco
Always get your seeds sent out in stealth mode.

[KrazyDave]

Denots is stoned backwards
Backwards is Denots
Is Denots Backwards?
I really do hope not!