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#41 Budgie

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Posted 10 March 2015 - 03:44 PM

@jimmi2scoops he sure loves his grass
he grows them big, in coco, with class
ever helpful and friendly
but on the vapes he goes bendy
firing sulphur bombs out of his ass

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#42 FT101

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Posted 10 March 2015 - 09:24 PM

This thread is a fuckin cracker, been readin it all day and done nothin but laugh, i need to have a blast but cant at the mo, just seen tara get murdered on sons of anarchy and im an emotional wreck :D
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#43 Budgie

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Posted 10 March 2015 - 10:19 PM

There was a young spunker called First Timer

he tried, but he wasn't no rhymer

so he would just read, read and read

and laugh till he peed

and shit his pants without even trying to

 

 


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#44 Vlad the Inhaler

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Posted 10 March 2015 - 10:50 PM

There once was a website called "Talk"

But the good folks decided to walk

It once was immense

But caused great offence

To be sold to an internet dork.




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#45 Mrs Willy

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Posted 10 March 2015 - 10:55 PM

Nice work vlad. ^^

 

There once was a forum called tokers.

Who shut their doors to any roamers.

So i cant join up

and say hello to the pups.

just as well cos id be banned as a poacher.

 

 


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#46 Vlad the Inhaler

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Posted 10 March 2015 - 10:58 PM

Hehe... No wonder it's empty eh? [emoji23][emoji23]


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#47 Mrs Willy

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Posted 10 March 2015 - 11:01 PM

can you pls tell "donk" to reset my password (lord swilly) to Sphincter123 please vlad.

I voted for you in BOTM vlad.

Muchas

Mrs williams.

 


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#48 Vlad the Inhaler

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Posted 10 March 2015 - 11:29 PM

I dunno if Donk even goes on there anymore tbh Swillerz... I can try...

Nice parseword bud! [emoji106]




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Posted 11 March 2015 - 01:24 PM

There once was a girl called Whooshy

Whose plants were ever so bushy

When you smoke the stuff

If you have enough

then your brain will feel all mushy


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#50 The Dude Abides

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 01:51 PM

There was an old Dude that I know

 

Who switched from soil to hydro

 

He got all his drippers

 

Tangled up with his slippers

 

Well at least he gave it a go.

 

 

All good things

 TDA


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