[smokin soul]

But what are they using the idiots for?

 

 

politicians mainly

[hazed bunny]

Never mind me bad day 😃 lol

[Mrs Willy]

Hello , I am god I conducted interviews for the job of in charge of the world a trillion years ago. Im telling you this cos its important for all you all to hear what happened all that time ago. There were three people on the panel. Myself, Jim Morrison and a mild mannered english speaking cow found on a farm. So onto the candidates.. This is the actual feedback that was given to all candidates...

 

Mr Capitalism - we thought your ideas were short term with quick wins, but would self implode over 50-100 years. We also thought that it would create a wider gap between rich and poor and ultimately, drag everyone in to the idea of slavery, at the sacrifice of art, music creativity and v concerned how you would work with mother nature. We did think you would give people added opportunities more than other candidates, but these opportunities are not really anywhere near attractive to anyone or anything. The increase in price and drop in quality of capitalism is also something we are all very concerned about, even the cow. Sorry, but we will not be taking your application further on the basis that you are a dead ringer for an utter cunt.

 

Mr Religion - I hoped, as god , you would be the firm favourite, but sadly not... we think that your way of being in charge of the world by trying to create a non visible figurehead and convince people to do extremely strange things is at best severe mental illness. We also think that having a figurehead in each of the major regions is likely to result in wars indefinitely as they practice their right to claim pieces of land and declare war on each other. Ironically many of the teachings are peaceful harmless things, but a few of them are really going to stir shit up and we wont be taking your application any further.

 

 

Mother Nature. - We really liked your idea of ensuring the world is protected from all of its own species and it evolves alongside itself. We think having an infinite supply of food and, water is also extremely clever, alongside the beautiful landscapes and waters.

We didn’t like the animals killing animals bit for survival , nor making animals tasty to humans.. especially as there was a cow on the panel. But apart from that, we felt it was a truly magical presentation. We love how you make young humans and animals extremely cute and the reproduction process looks like a whole bundle of fun. We really liked clouds and the sun, stars, moon etc. We also acknowledge it is up to the humans to make it all work, yet you remain in control of them and they will always come back to your kind and generous ways. So congratulations you have got the job.

 

We also interviewed Mr Government, but decided that he simply did not show any plausible authority on the world whatsoever. When asked about ideas, he said, ill do whatever you want me to do and pretend its my own work. I told him to fuck off.

 

So there we are. I have now realised that being god is not all its cracked up to be, its been a ball, but i must now leave it in the capable hands of mother nature as TBH i’ve made a complete hash of it. That said, i’m always happy to come down on a Friday and get crucified.

[Mrs Willy]

Well you did ask lmao

[Dekay]

Do I fill my drink and go to bed with it or stay up uncomfortably on my computer chair also with a full drink by the way and do moments of time still exist after they have happened.

[melgrrl]

So long as you don't spill it, the drink will exist another moment of time.. until ya drink it. But then it is still in existence really.... hm

[wonkeydonkeymonster]

Should i smoke big bang or liberty haze with my coffee?

[hazed bunny]

That the man has a dam fine ass and i wanna spank it

[rassensi]

@hazed bunny thanks lool

[hazed bunny]

@hazed bunny thanks lool

haha get a pic up and i will see lol