[Bob]

And when Swilly has his dress on, then who are we to get bigoted about it

If all it takes is a bit of cross-dressing then I'd best get my uniform on and you can call me Bob

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[Budgie]

@Anonymiss, The entertainments committee are looking for a stripper for the Sunday lunchtime slot, 1pm.....The uniform would be acceptable, the crowd may get a bit rowdy but you can be assured that no phones/cameras are permitted?    Plus, all the babycham you can drink afterwards

[Bob]

@Anonymiss, The entertainments committee are looking for a stripper for the Sunday lunchtime slot, 1pm.....The uniform would be acceptable, the crowd may get a bit rowdy and you can be assured that no phones/cameras are permitted?  

Well, you can borrow it if you like, but it might be a bit small for you

Good luck!

[Budgie]

Well, you can borrow it if you like, but it might be a bit small for you

Good luck!

only around the crotch area my dears

 

now you've been told before, into the lounge or  @jimmi2scoops will be giving you some chin pie

[mellowed]

Get em out. And i dont mean in the boob department

First page and the girls have gatecrashed already

I can see a thread war comin on hahahaha

[Budgie]

ManFacts#1

 

If your woman is taller/bigger than you it's not called Spooning, it's called Jetpacking

[Budgie]

Just curious what this place is?

It's not for the likes of you, now run along, there's a carpet and scented candles in the women's lounge

[Mrs Willy]

Oia Birdz of the forum.. Hop it.

I even offered to post pics of my stumps in ladies hosiery on the womens forum (aka the parish coffee morning), but i still got pegged off.

 

Amyway gents. Was gonna whip round the bit on the sides tonight but had to make my excuses.. She is reasonably pretty, but has a nice personality. 

 

I cant tonight, im watching the football. May whip round later , but there are amps to turn up to 11,beer to drink and weed to smoke.

 

Just had this on my iphone trying to coax me in.  but newcastle just got an equalizer so im still busy dear.

 

[mrs beef]

Just thought I'd pop in check out the deco [emoji6]
Bit of a clean u want and empty those ash trays [emoji23][emoji23]

[Budgie]

I'll swap you  8pints and a meat and potato pie for her number @Mrs Willy....and I'll see if the landlord will unlock the pool table for when the match has finished?