pulls a greeny off my chest and spits it on the tarmac..............see if it was carpet we be fooked in ya for gobbing mun 
gis a pint of ruff please 
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, Jan 12 2016 05:06 PM
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Posted 23 January 2016 - 10:50 PM
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Posted 23 January 2016 - 11:05 PM
Yeah cpt, damn fine idea on the tarmac. Even better you convincing the gangers to camber it so as the spillages head towards the ladies lavvy. Inspired that was of you 
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Posted 23 January 2016 - 11:09 PM
So thats what that strange smell is!?!
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Posted 24 January 2016 - 12:14 AM
Glad there's no entrance fee [emoji23] like a grave yard in here [emoji12]
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Posted 24 January 2016 - 12:35 AM
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im trying my hardest to push out a fart ya,,,,my guts is fucked these days and tbh taking a fart actually tires me rite out....im thinking I.B.S or some shit....im gonna do a diary on my fsrts keep track on things mmmmmmmmmmm it wont budge atm fucka
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Posted 24 January 2016 - 12:36 AM
dont force it though mate, you will give yourself piles and piles are nasty 
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Posted 24 January 2016 - 12:39 AM
or maybe its a case of BLESSED IS THE SLOW COOKER
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Posted 25 January 2016 - 09:58 AM
Stick my head in quick cos I'm a rush , empty the ash trays and give the tables a wipe please men [emoji6] I've opened the windows [emoji4]
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Posted 27 January 2016 - 10:40 AM
Quiet and clean , strange , u all get blown away or sumit [emoji6]
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Posted 27 January 2016 - 10:45 AM
Aye, beefys slow cooker trump finally reached that critical pressure point and blew...it was carnage in here...had to call in the environmental health clean up team, we've been told to keep out for a few days until it's safe. 
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