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Dutch Passion Poetry Valentine competition With Farty Bits

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#1 Administrator

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Posted 01 February 2016 - 10:32 AM

Good stoners of the circle
come here and listen in
We have a Valentines competition 
Giving the poetic a chance to win
 
Some seeds to ignite your passion
And here's what you have to do
Give us a poem, an ode or song
something special written by you
 
As long as its Weed related
then as an entry it will do
Get your creative juices flowing
Try not to spout too much poo
 
Two weeks until the 14th you have
When we'll put it to the Vote
And everyone can choose
if they loved what you wrote
 
So inspire yourself and declare your love
in verses, which may be blue
or funny, or loving or poignant
Let's hear your green hearts singing true
 
 
 
:lovecrazed: I'll get my coat...... :love:
 

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Posted 01 February 2016 - 10:47 AM

The Winner will receive a 7pack of Think Different Autofems courtesy of Dutch Passion, and a few liitle extras from the staff at the Green Circle :mr:

 

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Posted 01 February 2016 - 01:34 PM

Right il start it off then with a little ditty for my lovely mrs
MRS LUMP

Mrs Lump.....she's never one to trump,
Oh so she says anyways,
But now and again I release a linger,
With my outstretched middle finger,
PARP it goes,
Which then curls my toes,
I barf and wretch ohh such a horrid stench,
Has thee been on Brussels love,or was it our jack russells guff!

She says iv got a tiny cock!
I say it's filled 3 prams love, hard as rock!
Anyway thee dint say that when I kicked back door in cos I had to put up with yer fookin screamin!

Oh mrs lump,does thee fancy a jump....................no she says it's a decorating day,oh well my love
it's tea time get fookin cooker on,BIG

sent with a blast from my poo chute
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Posted 01 February 2016 - 03:58 PM

Woop Wooop Woop.

Woop woop woop
Woop Woop Woop
Bud Bud Bud
skin skin skin
Up up up.

Lick that roach
Twist the end
Smoke that shit an go round the bend.

Breath it in, breath it out
Smokin weed without a doubt.
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#5 MrNo1AKAGaffers

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Posted 01 February 2016 - 08:07 PM

Roses are red violets of blue,
will my bud always smell as good as you.


[emoji636]GROW-SMOKE-CHILL[emoji636]
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Posted 01 February 2016 - 08:20 PM

Just one entry or as many times we like [emoji4]
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Posted 01 February 2016 - 08:22 PM

As many as you like @mrs beef, but quality is better than quantity ;)

But, to make it fair, only 1 of them will be entered into the final vote off.
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Posted 01 February 2016 - 08:55 PM

Right, my first stoned effort:


I planted a bean
So I could give you some green
My growing skills I've honed
So you could get stoned

On this Valentine's Day
Please find a way
For me to see you
For a spliff and a brew.
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Posted 02 February 2016 - 07:27 PM

Bump :)

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Posted 02 February 2016 - 09:05 PM

i like dope it gets us so high

i like dope it helps time pass by

i like dope it alters our moods

i luv being high eating Chinese food

when were high thing are never dull

so ewe grab the lighter and i`ll fill the bowl

when were so stoned when we watched movie 9

yet we was even higher when we watched Caroline

i was so overjoyed when we bought our first bong

so lets fire this fucka up just like pete tong 

the next time we hangout we should get some weed

a pipe a weed,a best friend are all that i`ll ever need 

 

:hookah:  :football:

 

 


Edited by captain beefheart, 02 February 2016 - 09:06 PM.

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