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Dutch Passion Poetry Valentine competition With Farty Bits

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#11 mellowed

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Posted 03 February 2016 - 08:12 PM

Just wrote this and accidentally sent it to my dad hahahahaha

Rollin on through with the tgc crew.
Gonna grow the green and make it obscene.
We are all keen on the green with secret room an nothin to prove or do but get stoned with you.
We grow and smoke and boast and laugh but only on this class site of shite.
Coco, hydro, soil or hempy.
We tried it all an still got plenty.
Strain, medium, feed and ec gonna grow pretty plant or three.
Cloudy and amber mix of trics is better than pics of dicks or chicks.
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#12 DavieDope

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Posted 03 February 2016 - 08:53 PM

To T-G-C

Roses are red violets ar blue,
I was lost until I found you,
''Twas only a beginner,
who knew I'd be on to a winner,
The people are great and willing to share,
Their knowledge and wisdom while pulling up a chair,
My pictures may not be the best,
However I do what I can whilst Cutting about my string vest,
Now more can be said but I'll end it on this,
Hope yous like I'm away to spark a splif.

Peace out

DD
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#13 mrs beef

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Posted 03 February 2016 - 10:41 PM

I love a smoke
I love a toke
I love to give
My capt a poke
Just to check
He's not to stoned
Cos if he was
He couldn't grow
He grows good weed
He makes me smile
He drives me mad
I run a mile
I come back home
To a rolled up joint
A big fat spliff
Waiting to toke
My mans the capt
I love him loads
He loves to toke
He smokes loads and loads
Tgc
Is the place to be
All stoners together
Happy as can be [emoji4]
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#14 Dekay

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Posted 05 February 2016 - 01:15 AM

An ode to Strawberry banana
 
She shone and sparkled
Like a sun
Lighting my life
you are the one
 
Fear and loathing
Give me them all
My woman is as wide as she is tall
 
She smelt so sweet her aroma divine
Best thing of all 
I know that she's mine
 
Let me say to you
These feelings are true
A love for a plant 
can be grew 
 
A seed, some love
and all above
the light 
the right 
to your green I betroth x
 

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#15 mrsDeeks

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Posted 05 February 2016 - 01:20 AM

Always loved your poetry love [emoji7]
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#16 olmec

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Posted 05 February 2016 - 08:27 AM

Thanks to miss Olmec for this.........


The leaves are green and the buds are bushy
Think it's time to get a bit kushy
Grab the skins and grind away
Rolling cones is the best way
Spark it up and away we go
We're we end up lets just say " I don't know "
Now it's time to roll another
So many to choose from hash, solid, skunk or that sticky other
Found the cheese it's the one that's stinky
It's known to make you a little bit winky
Just one more befor I close my eyes
Laughing to myself what a surprise oh I do love lemon haze!
Inside my eyelids I will now gaze.......
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#17 CountryBoy

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Posted 05 February 2016 - 12:01 PM

Chuck a seed in a pot
Give it all the light you got
When shes finally out the ground
Now its time to fuck around
With ph, ec, all those feeds
To give her everything she needs
Then two or three months down the line
You'll be rewarded when its harvest time
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#18 CountryBoy

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Posted 05 February 2016 - 12:13 PM

Skunk, hash, squidgy black
Oh well mum at least it aint crack :D
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#19 mrsDeeks

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 12:59 AM

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Where's the weed at?

I will skin one up for you :)


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#20 2scoops

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Posted 11 February 2016 - 02:14 PM

Stoners live

Stoners die

Fuck the world

Lets get high

 

 


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