[Budgie]

Talk about stoners, what am I bloody like

sort out a good comp, and then takes a well long hike

So later than expected, but we have to see this through

Vote for the piece of prose, that does the job for you

We'll let the competition voting, until this Sunday run

And get those goodies out, to the member who has won

 

 

 

The budding poets are

 

@ BIGLUMPAGREEN

Mrs Lump.....she's never one to trump,

Oh so she says anyways,

But now and again I release a linger,

With my outstretched middle finger,

PARP it goes,

Which then curls my toes,

I barf and wretch ohh such a horrid stench,

Has thee been on Brussels love,or was it our jack russells guff!

She says iv got a tiny cock!

I say it's filled 3 prams love, hard as rock!

Anyway thee dint say that when I kicked back door in cos I had to put up with yer fookin screamin!

Oh mrs lump,does thee fancy a jump....................no she says it's a decorating day,oh well my love

it's tea time get fookin cooker on

 

@ mellowed

Woop woop woop

Woop Woop Woop

Bud Bud Bud 

skin skin skin

Up up up.

Lick that roach

Twist the end

Smoke that shit an go round the bend.

Breath it in, breath it out

Smokin weed without a doubt. 

 

@ MrNo1AKAGaffers

Roses are red violets of blue, 

will my bud always smell as good as you.

 

@ Funky

I planted a bean

So I could give you some green

My growing skills I've honed

So you could get stoned

On this Valentine's Day

Please find a way

For me to see you

For a spliff and a brew. 

 

@ captain beefheart

i like dope it gets us so high

i like dope it helps time pass by

i like dope it alters our moods

i luv being high eating Chinese food

when were high thing are never dull

so ewe grab the lighter and i`ll fill the bowl

when were so stoned when we watched movie 9

yet we was even higher when we watched Caroline

i was so overjoyed when we bought our first bong

so lets fire this fucka up just like pete tong 

the next time we hangout we should get some weed

a pipe a weed,a best friend are all that i`ll ever need 

 

@ DavieDope

Roses are red violets ar blue,

I was lost until I found you,

''Twas only a beginner,

who knew I'd be on to a winner,

The people are great and willing to share,

Their knowledge and wisdom while pulling up a chair,

My pictures may not be the best,

However I do what I can whilst Cutting about my string vest,

Now more can be said but I'll end it on this,

Hope yous like I'm away to spark a splif.

Peace out

 

@ mrs beef

I  love a smoke 

I love a toke 

I love to give 

My capt a poke 

Just to check 

He's not to stoned 

Cos if he was 

He couldn't grow 

He grows good weed 

He makes me smile 

He drives me mad 

I run a mile 

I come back home 

To a rolled up joint 

A big fat spliff 

Waiting to toke 

My mans the capt 

I love him loads 

He loves to toke 

He smokes loads and loads 

Tgc

Is the place to be 

All stoners together 

Happy as can be  

 

@ Dekay

She shone and sparkled

Like a sun

Lighting my life

you are the one

Fear and loathing

Give me them all

My woman is as wide as she is tall

She smelt so sweet her aroma divine

Best thing of all 

I know that she's mine

Let me say to you

These feelings are true

A love for a plant 

can be grew 

A seed, some love

and all above

the light 

the right 

to your green I betroth x

 

@ olmec

The leaves are green and the buds are bushy

Think it's time to get a bit kushy

Grab the skins and grind away

Rolling cones is the best way

Spark it up and away we go 

We're we end up lets just say " I don't know "

Now it's time to roll another 

So many to choose from hash, solid, skunk or that sticky other

Found the cheese it's the one that's stinky

It's known to make you a little bit winky

Just one more befor I close my eyes

Laughing to myself what a surprise oh I do love lemon haze!

Inside my eyelids I will now gaze....... 

 

@ CountryBoy

Chuck a seed in a pot

Give it all the light you got

When shes finally out the ground

Now its time to fuck around

With ph, ec, all those feeds

To give her everything she needs

Then two or three months down the line

You'll be rewarded when its harvest time 

Skunk, hash, squidgy black

Oh well mum at least it aint crack  

 

@mrsDekay

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Where's the weed at?

I will skin one up for you

 

@jimmi2scoops

Stoners live

Stoners die

Fuck the world

Lets get high

 

 

 

[2scoops]

I had to vote for @biglumpagreen it`s funny as fuck that one is.

[hazed bunny]

I voted funky he mentioned my 2 favourite things weed brew lol

[BIGLUMPAGREEN]

Cb for me,the boy done good,BIG

[Budgie]

Feeling the love after settling back and reading these properly again. Some good entries peeps

And its gonna be @ CountryBoy for me this time.

[Zipp]

yip country boy for me with mrs beef a very close second lol

 

actuly thought they were all good so well done the lot of yous

[Budgie]

bump

[mellowed]

Bump again
Only 12 votes

[captain beefheart]

mines obviously won it hands down.....i dont need votes see mun     UP THE DIRT         absolutely crying ya 

[mellowed]

Ow dont be upset capt
I will suare the seeds with you mate