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#1 Missginger

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Posted 24 September 2016 - 04:09 PM

Not sure if one of these ready exists (if there is could someone be kind enough to delete this, please.) , but thought it would be highly amusing watching everyone trying to guess the riddles whilst stoned!


Should be an after 9pm thread only really, but if you're stoned feel free to join in at any time. You've probably heard some of them before, and you're not allowed to cheat!

I don't have a prize for any of of the winners, apart from my company whilst joining me in some riddle guessing!

Whoever guesses correctly, can post the next riddle.

Here's an easy one to start ;

Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.

Edited by Missginger, 24 September 2016 - 04:21 PM.

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Posted 24 September 2016 - 04:27 PM

It's not a fish is it?

 

(love the thread tags MissG)

 

All good things

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Posted 24 September 2016 - 04:28 PM

It's not a fish is it?

(love the thread tags MissG)

All good things
TDA


Unfortunately not.

Thanks very much, I pay attention you see :haha:
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#4 Mrs Willy

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Posted 24 September 2016 - 04:30 PM

Oliver reed?

God rest his soul.

I also like the tags. You could have done a hatrick with "poopy pants"

 

 


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Posted 24 September 2016 - 04:32 PM

Oliver reed?
God rest his soul.
I also like the tags. You could have done a hatrick with "poopy pants"



Nope not him.
I had to look up that guy, I'm no good with celebs.

Oh double damn, is there an option for me to add another?
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Posted 24 September 2016 - 04:35 PM

fire?good thread and not been done that i have seen,peace


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Posted 24 September 2016 - 04:36 PM

fire?good thread and not been done that i have seen,peace


Correctamundo!

You cheated didn't you?
Over to you Duke.
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Posted 24 September 2016 - 04:39 PM

ok, but what do you feed a fire with. You can give it petrol which is a drink of sorts and it will thrive no?

Not being difficult, just irritating :)

 


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Posted 24 September 2016 - 04:43 PM

ok, but what do you feed a fire with. You can give it petrol which is a drink of sorts and it will thrive no?

Not being difficult, just irritating :)

wood?coal?peat? petrol is a bit expensive for that now!,peace


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Posted 24 September 2016 - 04:45 PM

Correctamundo!

You cheated didn't you?
Over to you Duke.

i have a good mind for solving things,but no good at making them up!so i will let you have another go and get the ball rolling while i roll a fattie,peace


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