Excellent dude. That back of yours needs an ipad or summat. Hope you feel better soon. have you been to chiro practors? they worked wonders for my neice. They just snapped her back and pressed on some bones or summat.
Is there 3 cats in there? Is this a new addition. It looks a bit fresher than the other two. Is it a 2015 vintage? Does it smell of fish yet?
You should have whacked that tiny chicken with a mallet and put it out of its misery. Its obvious that the mum is chucking it out and does not want it.
So dont prolong its agony. To a bird that size, its like us being chucked off a cliff every day. You could also just gas the nest with your farts and kill the obviously evil mother bird. In fact that is my recommendation. You can use a halfords oil funnel to direct the boff into that hole. I think there is a thread about it in the DIY section on here.
Ahh the cows, the cows. Cows are very photogenic. You can see exactly what they are thinking. Caption Competition...."give me some of that leg of lamb you are chewing you fat old tw@, and a glug on that vino wouldnt go amiss either ya tight cunt." 
Do not paint that door! Think about it darling. It has its own look and compliments the atmosphere of the property. When it stops functioning as a door and rots. then maybe time to repair it, or cover any rotting areas with a winmau dartboard. Naturally worn look means you dont have to put any effort in and can relish in drinking rouge and smoking ganja instead. If woodworm develops, just fart over it to kill it all off. Letting a few guffs go in your backgarden every week should keep a significant area of normandy pest free for a few months.
And yes marc, quite right to pull him up on the lack of slipper shots. I forget way too often myself. But the forum paid Dude £94,358 to be the slipper mod on here last year. It is a bit like Mr Kipling forgetting to bake the cakes. This puts the recent contract renewal in some serious doubt. Thankfully there is a practice what you preach clause in the contract, which means .. if he does it again, we can demand a full roast pig and accommodation for 3 nights free of charge for all members whos username begins with an M.
So thats me, you , MDS, Mrs deeks, mellowed, miss ginger and probably more i can remember. With dude as the butler. That should be an interesting weekend.
Subbed.
,talking about putting the heifert in
oh man I have tears in my eyes that was my first pet cow back in the 70s, she often spoke to me in that unmistakingly beautiful voice, shame we had to eat her but we were poor back then and laughs didnt fill stomachs quite so well as beef in red wine, minus the red wine, I never manage to get it into a meal and always end up pissed before I have cooked the meat but anyway thats enough reminiscing about the good ole days.
