[Mr.Happy]

Soccer my arse , it`s bloody football and that game you call football is like rugby but for a bunch of pansies dressed in body armour

 

@lefty

 

I've got to bring him here coz he is a legit American Football coach - me I like all of them but I would have liked the Colosseum when it was live as well .... I'll leave you lot to sort it out

[ZenArcher]

Ahh english, a language that unites us and seperates us at the same time

 

Welcome Horse badorties You seem like a top geezer, me old china even if you are a bit of an old git too.  Nowt wrong with being a codger though

Don't fret, you'll soon pick up the lingo and will be chirpin like a cockney sparra in the blink of a pork pie

 

Chips are fries and crisps are chips, biscuit are cookies and cookies are well...still cookies

 

"Mon" though, that would be scots and really just means c'mon. Yes, we are that lazy we dropped the c' we save them up for callin diddy's and bawbags, aw the cunts we cun

 

It's even more bizarre than english english. 

 

Stick aroun lang enough and you'll be rattlin ra patter in nae time big yin, jist like ye wur born in the glasga barras, wey a tartan bunnet and a bottle o bru

 

Glad to see you all fitting in nicely it's a great place and the people are all top notch

 

Welcome to the forum Horse Badorties. Troll mate a did nae ken ye were yin o us   

[Horse Badorties]

Welcome to the forum Horse Badorties. Troll mate a did nae ken ye were yin o us  

It's nice to be here Zen Archer, thanks!

[hazed bunny]

Welcome to the circle hun 😊

[Horse Badorties]

Welcome to the circle hun 😊

 

Thanks hazed bunny, this is a nice place to be!
 

[Chew]

Sup dude,

 

Welcome aboard

[Horse Badorties]

Sup dude,

 

Welcome aboard

Hay Chew! I'm up! Thanks for the welcome!

[2scoops]

Thanks for the welcome jimmi2scoops! Who comes up with this stuff, lol? Are there young gits, too, what's the cut off, can I get in that club? 

 

And, I don't care what anybody says, doublej is not a rat wanker... that would just be a mouthful of pork pies! There's not going to be a quiz on this later, is there?

Here`s a video of best Queens English i just pinched from a thread i thought funny, tis cocnkey ryming slang, even i struggle to get my head around what with being a northern monkey type.

 

@lefty

 

I've got to bring him here coz he is a legit American Football coach - me I like all of them but I would have liked the Colosseum when it was live as well .... I'll leave you lot to sort it out

Oh no don`t say that i don`t wan`t Lefty on my case now. He aint gonna be happy with that comment for sure. I love American football really, honestly

[Horse Badorties]

While I'm still trying to figure the ins and outs of the site, I thought I'd try and drop some pics here.

I'm also a pepperhead. Our oldest son is trying to get a hot sauce business going, and I'm trying to keep him in peppers.The big one in the back is an overwintered Tabasco. It's got 1x red one already!

 

We've got Fataliis, Red and Yellow Ajis, Cayennes, Poblanos, Bulgarian Carrot, Sandias, Thais... and a couple of others. The Reapers and Ghosts are over at my son's... too hot for me, lol! I've never grown in a green house before, so I figured I better keep some outside... just in case, lol!

 

We don't get a lot of sun, 6-7 hours, but it's enough to get maters! Cherokee Purples mostly.

 

Day Lillies are boinking!

 

Probably nothing like the trees on your side of the pond, but this one reminds of Sherwood Forest.

 

And, a few shots of why we're all here!

 

WiFis at 13 days.

 

2x Alien Rock Candy S1s and a WiFi at 3 days.

 

A Goji OG 39 days from seed. I hope it's a she!

 

Let's see if this worked!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Forest]

yep that worked horse , nice show ,

 

i like to grow chilli but i dont like to eat them , ive a peruvian black ive had for 4 years and a scotch bonnet 4 years old  also they live inside the house,

 

and many seeds from a chili experimental centre , a friend knew of so we ended up with lots,  they just have number on the packs so its pot luck what i get each time  which makes it more fun