[Bobby Digital]

Thought I'd get this one I always wish that I had spent more time with Grandad. Instead of going out playing football with my mates I should have spent some quality time visiting him and listening to him reminisce about the old days. Instead of spending hours playing on my computer I could have gone to the shop for him, bought his favourite newspaper and brought him back some sweets. Sadly, last month, the old cunt won the lottery. He fucked off to Spain and never left us a penny.

[Mr Pothead]

Sticky

[Eggbox]

What do you call a silly cunt? Tuhaku.

[Ganesha]

Nigel Farage on LBC today. Best fucking joke I've seen in a long time.

[GreenThumb123]

Here is a little story...............................There was once a forum that grew from a tiny idea into a much loved community that helped each other and all newcomers,free of charge in the growing of their own Mary Jane. It became very successful and popular and produced alot of great growers, many of legendary status and even 1 or 2 breeders who,in their own quiet unassuming way, created a few very good strains!!! Anyway, a bunch of greedy profit driven mercans stupidly thought that the members,like them,had a price and would have pound signs for eyes..........but they were sadly mistaken and the members,the people who made that forum what it was have all disappeared like a magicians bunny, leaving the new team in a position where they own a forum that teaches people to grow........and they now have no teachers! :rvmp:LMFAO!!!

[Stoneysmoker]

During sex with the wife, I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She said "What are you doing?" And I was like, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."

[hazed bunny]

A man is in a lobby he wants to ask the clerk a question,as he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does his elbow goes into her breast.They are both startled.The man turns to her and says,"Ma'am if your heart is as soft as your breast ,i know you'll forgive me."She replies if your cock is as hard as your elbow,im in room 436"

[hazed bunny]

Katie Price said yesterday that she can count the amount of Men she's shagged on one hand.Did she have a fucking calculator in it?

[hazed bunny]

Twinkle twinkle little slutName a guy you haven't fuckedWas he skinny, was he tallNevermind you did them allTwinkle twinkle little bitchClose your legs it smells like fish