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#1 The Dude Abides

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Posted 10 October 2014 - 09:10 PM

Anything dead goes in here.

 

 

Been thinking about death quite a lot recently, cos it's autumn maybe, then I cheered myself up thinking about starting a death thread on here.

 

Got a few questions as well.

 

Is cremation more environmentally sustainable than burial?

 

If there's no God are we fucked?

 

Why do you get that funny smell from mummified cats when the humidity is high?

 

 

So feel free to post your death stuff, anything that's snuffed it, from Grandmas to pets to plants.

 

Serious stuff as well if you want, I'm sure members will respond appropriately.

 

Long live death.

 

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#2 FT101

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Posted 10 October 2014 - 09:17 PM

Intresting thread TDA, don't have any questions yet because I'm clean bonged out lol but do have some thoughts , but will sub up for a nosey :) and a good debate :D

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Posted 10 October 2014 - 09:27 PM

My Mums Dead
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Posted 10 October 2014 - 09:32 PM

my favourite time of year autumn :cool:  i never really associated it with death strangely ! can`t say i can recall smelling a mummified cat though dude :stonedsmilie:  i`m sure i remember seeing years back that burial space was pretty short so  reckon cremation is the best option and  i don't believe that the big man will be waiting for me after i`m turned to ashes ! don`t think it means we are fucked though , it is the only sure thing in life


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Posted 10 October 2014 - 09:35 PM

Intresting thread TDA, don't have any questions yet because I'm clean bonged out lol but do have some thoughts , but will sub up for a nosey :) and a good debate :D

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I just thought the forum was getting a little too jolly, hence the thread, it will happen to the best of us, even me.

 

 

My Mums Dead

 

 

My Mum's still alive Spike, bet she'll outlive me. My Dad's dead though.

 

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Posted 10 October 2014 - 09:43 PM

I loved me Mum but i couldnt stop laughing when i put that up Dude...........i know its wrong somewhere lol
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Posted 10 October 2014 - 09:48 PM

Lost my Dad last sunnday
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#8 Mrs Willy

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Posted 10 October 2014 - 09:50 PM

Some people think death is a complicated subject.

For it is fairly straightforward. Its when you are not alive anymore... or thereabouts.

I have a dead plant i think, and a dead arm. Thinking of flogging the dead arm on e bay. Its not much use at the moment.

Has anyone else sold one of their limbs on ebay?

 


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Posted 10 October 2014 - 09:50 PM

Part of the cycle it is.

 

Life is a fragile brief glimpse and then gone. It's a short time to find happiness so grab it by the balls and live it.

I'm not a believer in anything more omnipotent than we humans. We are evolutions greatest acheivment and we're shit :)

 

I've seen death and it's fucking hilarious sometimes and emotionally devastating at others but there aint shit all we can do about it and it comes to us all.

I'm not scared of death but I am of dying ;) 

 

I'd take everlasting life if we could manipulate the DNA replication to be a prefect copy each time.

That would make us godlike and tbh we are already godlike in our own way we create our own enviroment and manipulate life to our needs.

 

I expect you all in troll church on sunday first service is at 12.30 :P

 

WT

 

 


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#10 The Dude Abides

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Posted 10 October 2014 - 10:03 PM

my favourite time of year autumn :cool:  i never really associated it with death strangely ! can`t say i can recall smelling a mummified cat though dude :stonedsmilie:  i`m sure i remember seeing years back that burial space was pretty short so  reckon cremation is the best option and  i don't believe that the big man will be waiting for me after i`m turned to ashes ! don`t think it means we are fucked though , it is the only sure thing in life

 

 

I agree with all that FT, apart from the mummified cat bit obviously.

 

 

I loved me Mum but i couldnt stop laughing when i put that up Dude...........i know its wrong somewhere lol

 

 

I reckon she'd be laughing with you Spike.

 

 

Lost my Dad last sunnday

 

Sad times Fieldy, condolences amigo, know the feeling.

 

All good things

 TDA


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