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#11 2scoops



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Posted 02 November 2016 - 12:03 PM

you know the pinky finger thing you do when you drink a cup of tea, I can do that with my little toe  :curtsey:

Me too i think. :)

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Posted 06 November 2016 - 12:30 AM



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#13 Missginger


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Posted 06 November 2016 - 12:32 AM

you know the pinky finger thing you do when you drink a cup of tea, I can do that with my little toe :curtsey:

I can too! Phew. I thought I was the only one with alien foots!
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#14 Forest


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Posted 06 November 2016 - 11:30 AM

Paul Newman ate 25+ in an hour, I saw it in a film.


Not a bad effort though bach.


I once ate 3 in a pub in Cambridge, I've always regretted that.





Have you got her number darling?





You are special Forest, are they maritime distress flares?


The big red ones?



All good things


only when i have a cold

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Posted 19 January 2019 - 03:48 PM

Since the little contretemps between my pancreas and 40,000 gallons of red wine, I find I am able to bounce down the road on my left buttock.


Much faster than a skateboard but wearing on my levis.


I am also able to shuck oysters by farting on them.


All good things


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