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#21 Stoney



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Posted 10 August 2017 - 12:55 AM

haha ... one time my buddy drove his wife like three hours each way to get this cat from some lady and on the way home the cat scratched his kid, puked all over the car and ran away the second he opened the car door when they got home with it,,, never saw it again and still had to clean up the car!!!!!!



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Posted 10 August 2017 - 01:01 AM

I never knew about dogs till a few years ago and got a little dog to break me in a fluffy little thing that I love to bits and he will fight to the death for me, also got a big dog that can push people over she easily gets her paws on my my chest I have the scratch marks to prove it, and I have to say that small dogs go better with french fries, and big dogs you want mash and vegetables.

Dogs are amazing its like I tell the kids if I had got a dog before you you would not exist.

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 04:44 AM

obsessed by dogs




We are going to remove your nuts then keep you in a collar on a chain for the rest of your life, and sometimes we will put you in a small metal cage and carry you around in public.




but we will feed you 

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#24 Dutchy


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Posted 10 August 2017 - 08:46 AM

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#25 Bubonik Chronic

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 09:07 AM

Iv always had dogs from being a yoot and tbh probably always will.My mastif is deffo usefull to me as he sits in my van guarding my tools when I'm on a job 😊,that aside hes my best mate and hardley ever gives me any shit like some people do (apart from rhino sized turds)
We got 3 dogs 1 cat and 4 horses so a selection of farty bits there Dude 💨💨💨
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#26 duke


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Posted 10 August 2017 - 09:57 AM

dogs are far nicer than people in general and i trust my fugly with my life and my wife so i say long live the mutts!peace

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 10:44 AM

One of mine (the thicko one) found a hedgehog in the garden. First i knew about it was a swollen faced dog dripping blood all over the place.


Yeah the feckin moron tried to eat it....Not the sharpest of dogs that one. 



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Posted 10 August 2017 - 11:19 AM

Yeah Dude agreed man, my dog is a right useless giddy fucker that just eats, drinks, pisses, shits, makes house a shithole especially in winter, I fucking hate cleaning too so i got me a cleaner, another cost cus of fucking dog, I hate cleaning his lemon curds up as well off back garden, man they like big tornados, I never trained him except no pissing or shitting in house :) , all he understands is SHIFT, FUCKING SHIFT, GET IN OR FUCKING GET IN & YOU FUCKING BASTARD DOG SHIFT, but he's still my mate even though he's a coont. Id have never met the cleaner without the dog though and she's a fit old hippy type. :)

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#29 captain beefheart

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 11:40 AM

I like a daug but I cant pick up daug shit see....id end up skint from all the daugy shit picking up fines id have 1a day fuk that....oi I got a senile cat FOC anyone wamt the fuka :)
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#30 The Dude Abides

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 03:23 PM

Ha ha, great replies folks, you know I was only pulling your legs, all four of them.


I'd probably have a dog myself but with all the travelling I do it would not be fair on it, don't like the thought of leaving it in kennels.


Also I'm an old git and can do without the responsibility at my time of life.


I thought this thread may be like kicking a hornets nest.


Now there's a thought, Dude and his pet hornet, would go down well in the checkout queue at Intermarche.


All good things


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