Hi folks, as some of you may know I suffered a recent health scare, thought I was going to die.
Yesterday I was sitting on the toilet waiting for something to happen, no turd, no farts, my guts are still recovering after my illness.
Anyway, I'm sitting there contemplating life the universe and everything when I hear a small voice coming from under the soft close toilet seat.
On closer inspection I saw what I thought was a woodlouse sitting between the toilet seat and the lid.
I whipped out my 40x loupe and it was a woodlouse but with a human head ( a bit like in that movie The Fly).
He said to me, yes it was a he, you could tell by the beard, "I've been waiting for you Dude".
A bit taken aback I replied "But I'm an atheist".
He said " I know, nobody's perfect".
So I flushed him down the loo.
All good things