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#11 Horse Badorties

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Posted 12 April 2018 - 01:05 AM

 

ya know all bugs are interested in is drink. But, I'm proud of you dude... I'd be dead by now. The younger generation will prevail :pimped:


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#12 Slippery

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Posted 12 April 2018 - 07:18 AM

You could try a bit of worship by giving him an offering, have you got any rotten wood?


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Posted 12 April 2018 - 09:28 AM

You could try a bit of worship by giving him an offering, have you got any rotten wood?


Gods like burnt offerings to, anything smelly will do
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#14 denots

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Posted 12 April 2018 - 03:09 PM

Be carful with that wood lice Dude he could be super human, errr I mean super bug. You remember what atom ant was like.

 

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#15 The Dude Abides

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 07:41 PM

He's grown quite a lot since the last pic, not sure he'd fit round the U bend now.

 

 

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May have to get the hammer out.

 

All good things

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#16 Zipp

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 07:59 PM

lol a pot of boiling water will sort that fucker out and might be nice with a garlic butter dip lmao :bong: :bong:


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#17 bigbadbillybob

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 09:45 PM

He's grown quite a lot since the last pic, not sure he'd fit round the U bend now.

 

 

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May have to get the hammer out.

 

All good things

 TDA

 

is that god?.............................................................or sometging you shat out?

 

 

he looks like Theresa May.................on a good day

 

 

 


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#18 The Dude Abides

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Posted 21 April 2018 - 08:29 PM

I went into the downstairs loo last night and found this!

 

 

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I said to God "are they your babies, thought you were a fella?"

 

God replied " They are mine and I am a fella, I'm also a virgin".

 

God works in mysterious ways thinks Dude.

 

All good things

 TDA


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#19 Dekay

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Posted 22 April 2018 - 11:01 PM

I went into the downstairs loo last night and found this!

 

 

10_otkuda-berutsya-mokricy-v-kvartire-10

 

 

I said to God "are they your babies, thought you were a fella?"

 

God replied " They are mine and I am a fella, I'm also a virgin".

 

God works in mysterious ways thinks Dude.

 

All good things

 TDA

 

Personally prefer the 'brazilian' this new upside down louse downstairs trim aint my thing, I cant see pic proper though am incredibly 'oh fuck why have all of it' type of situation at mo and I dont have the support of so many terrestrial isopod crustaceans as your good self, there is a kindly spider who sometimes supports me with webbing though. Hope you well mate.


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#20 usibl

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Posted 22 April 2018 - 11:39 PM

yeiuck no pixie no likie any buggies

spiders ok, they eat the other buggs

 

as to getting things a move on in the gutsy departments compartments,

a bit of maybe a kilo of spinach lightly saute'd in butter and bacon

(unh you dint go vegan did ya whaen you first saw your god?)

anyway that w a L of grapefruitjuice unsweetened will flush out any farts that are

being retained restrained or restricted. some french scrambled eggs (thats like raw runny over here)

that'll cook some turds out the sphincter sphinx it. what was, did , you dint have a Q did ya?

just a book report of your anecdotal situation, smoke a bowl, read another chapter

& report back 'eh I got an update to do in the Nook diary see ya over there

maybe not theys no slippers shots yet but Ill get right on it, pixie honor

Kind Regards


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