I went into the downstairs loo last night and found this!
I said to God "are they your babies, thought you were a fella?"
God replied " They are mine and I am a fella, I'm also a virgin".
God works in mysterious ways thinks Dude.
All good things
Seeing they're in the vicinity, what if you feed them the herb and they become live suppositories? The buggers will really bugger up your bugger then. Big Pharma got nothing like that.