[no1]

I went into the downstairs loo last night and found this!

 

 

 

 

I said to God "are they your babies, thought you were a fella?"

 

God replied " They are mine and I am a fella, I'm also a virgin".

 

God works in mysterious ways thinks Dude.

 

All good things

 TDA

 

 

Seeing they're in the vicinity, what if you feed them the herb and they become live suppositories? The buggers will really bugger up your bugger then. Big Pharma got nothing like that.   

[Horse Badorties]

Seeing they're in the vicinity, what if you feed them the herb and they become live suppositories? The buggers will really bugger up your bugger then. Big Pharma got nothing like that.   

Bugs Up The Bung... your future is secure no1, well at least the end is

[The Dude Abides]

Well I was on the karzi (again) this morning when I heard some one calling my name.

 

It sounded a bit like Walter Matthau or the Chief of Police of Malibu County but I think you can guess who it was.

 

Me: "I thought you'd gone?"

 

Him: " how can I be gone, I'm omnipresent you stupid fuck"

 

Me: "Oh I didn't realise"

 

Him: "Don't you read your bible, it took me ages to write it?"

 

Me: "yes but I only got up to the bit where Saint Paul, in his epistle to the Corinthians, said "fuck off you Greek bastards"

 

Him: "Yeah that was a good bit but you've missed most of the funny stuff, especially the holy trinity explanation"

 

Me: "Jesus, you mean to say there are three of you?"

 

Him: "yeah he was one of them, I'm another and there's this ghost"

 

Me: "and there's room for all of you under my toilet seat?"

 

Him: "No, that's what I wanted to talk to you about"

 

All good things

 TDA

 

 

[Horse Badorties]

I had that problem a few years back, so I put this in

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Your post clears up why I haven't seen hide nor hair of those 3 large butted yokels since

 

[bigbadbillybob]

i saw this and thought "that looks like the dude"

Then I thought "I would have expected a lot more fecks in there

 

https://www.bing.com...D0&&FORM=VRDGAR

 

I didn't realise your near death experience had affected you this bad mate

 I hope its just his word that comes thru you?

remember the poor choirboys

 

[The Dude Abides]

Sounds like he's hinting at coming to France with you dude.

 

Bon courage mon petit cochon d'Inde.

 

 

 

Sacre bleu, I hadn't thought of that mon cherie, do you reckon he'll get the ferry or walk over there?

 

 

I had that problem a few years back, so I put this in

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Your post clears up why I haven't seen hide nor hair of those 3 large butted yokels since

 

 

Ahh the old multi buttock latrine, haven't sat on one of them since I was last in France.

 

 

i saw this and thought "that looks like the dude"

Then I thought "I would have expected a lot more fecks in there

 

https://www.bing.com...D0&&FORM=VRDGAR

 

I didn't realise your near death experience had affected you this bad mate

 I hope its just his word that comes thru you?

remember the poor choirboys

 

 

Yeah BBBB I've had a few close shaves recently, fortunately I keep my cauliflower butt plug firmly inserted so have managed to avoid any unpleasantness.

 

I have started eating guinea pigs though.

 

All good things

 TDA

[no1]

I think it's Norris @Marcus

 

 

 

[jackball17]

Fuck em dude,let's go bowling

Tab jackball

[usibl]

Well I was on the karzi (again) this morning when I heard some one calling my name.

 

"... and there's this ghost"

 

Me: "and there's room for all of you under my toilet seat?"

 

Him: "No, that's what I wanted to talk to you about"

 

All good things

 TDA

bueanus tacos' mate how special to be singled out from amoung the other 8 billion of us haha

was it a deep booming voice, or a husky whisper? did it bubbleup thru the water?

(do you have water in your bung holes over there?)

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think roasted chops, or a full rack, whatever

however the pixie answer/cure to all your ills/woes is more beans

varietal, in chili is good, green, yellow, red, white, blue, brown, speckled

pick a colour or three, better w onions, for the eggy aroma at the finish.

Kindest Regards

usi

 

 

[Petal]

Well Dude, If I haven't said before I'll say it now - God never gives up on you. There is no escape and if it takes a team of talking bugs to get your attention, So be it.

 

love and hugs

me

xxx