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#11 Nefarious Shenanigans

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Posted 14 January 2019 - 02:08 AM

where do I get me some of those bottomless slippers goddamnit  :lol: 


I got a few people I wouldn't mind vortexed

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#12 Petal


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Posted 06 June 2019 - 12:49 AM

Afternoon farty types.


Dude jnr has been with his girlfriend for over 5 yrs now and although I have met her mother a couple of times I've never met her dad.


That's because he's a senior officer in the Metropolitan Police!


Looks like young Dude will be getting married in the not too distant future so Mrs TDA invited the parents for dinner last night, despite my protests.


The conversation got round to when the women were pregnant and how they both stopped drinking and smoking (tobacco) during their pregnancies.


Mrs TDA says "I only drank Guinness and smoked dope when I was pregnant", there was a hushed silence before I said "anyone for more cheesecake?".


Not sure if we'll get an invite to their place, I hope not.


All good things



Bwahahahahaaaa!!  :lol:  :rofl1:

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#13 no1


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Posted 06 June 2019 - 01:35 AM

Bwahahahahaaaa!!  :lol:  :rofl1:





It would be good to hear from the @The Dude Abides if hes in the mood                    :)  








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#14 Viz


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Posted 06 June 2019 - 08:56 AM

Lovely story mate, made me chuckle big time.
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Posted 06 June 2019 - 11:56 AM

6 months have gone by since this thread started Dude, It won't be long before you hear the sound of tiny plod  :P  :D .

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Posted 08 June 2019 - 09:36 AM

funny ass story though, so glad you guys bumped it.... i just saw this now.


Dude, that is a good one for sure..... they better be careful if they come to your hideout in france, they could end up looking like those kitty catz you have!!!!  :satan:


... more poison cheesecake??



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Posted 09 June 2019 - 09:52 PM

Just seen this, gave me a good giggle :lol:

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Posted 10 June 2019 - 12:41 PM

@The Dude Abides Just read this as well, i can`t stop laughing, a funny story. :lol:

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