Back in 2002 I was crossing the English Channel on a Brittany Ferries ship, it was a really rough crossing, the ship was heaving and yawing like a roller coaster.
I was propping up the bar as usual quoffing vin rouge, I don't get seasick, the toilets were full of folk throwing up, vomit sloshing everywhere.
Needing a pee I wandered in there and whilst peeing let off this tremendous fart, the stench was unbelievable.
Everyone stopped vomiting and vacated the toilet within seconds, including me.
Back at the bar I could hear people saying, "did you smell that fart above the vomit smell, I just had to get out".
That was one of my best/worst farts.
I'd love to hear about your best/worst farts, smelliest, loudest or most embarrassing, preferably all three.
All good things
TDA