[Mrs Willy]

Ladies and gentlemen, live from Las Vegas. It is the

2016 annual awards ceremony.

It has been another good year on the circle and therefore, please help yourselves to vol au vents, champers and make sure you dress up properly for it.

Slippers are acceptable but adorned with a suit or a dress please.

 

The announcements will come over the course of a few hours and the winners will be awarded their awards.

 

In the mean time, please make your way to the foyer where you can watch Man U get stuffed in the FA cup from 4pm onwards.

 

 

 

 

[Mrs Willy]

T-G-C 2016 DIARY OF THE YEAR.

 

One of the most prestigious awards we have on here, all entries this year phenomenal. Results...

 

1) Petal - Bianca Australia

2) Captain Beefheart - UG Org Disco Biscuit

3) The Dude Abides - Frog Blog and Duke - Never ending Wardorbe

 

Congrats Petal.

               

[Budgie]

Congratulations @Petal, cracking and entertaining grow you did this year

 

I've just been looking at those bud pics and drooling again, we'll have to book another North and South vape sesh when they've had a proper cure off

[Bubonik Chronic]

Wehay get in @Petal well done

[Petal]

Well, what an honour!   Thanks so much for organising the competition, I know there is a lot of work involved and a bit of a ball ache. Many thanks to those that nominated and voted for me and trolled through my diary. I can't believe I won it against so many worthy contenders! I'm delighted. Thanks again folks

 

Cheers @Budgie I look forward to our next vape session for sure mate!

 

Thanks Bubs, cheers!

 

edit - Just saw my new bling! very nice, very nice hehehe

 

 

[Mrs Willy]

Thankyou petal, may i say how dashing you look in that coconut bikini. There is certainly a tropical flavour about tonights award ceremony. I have a banana down my pants and swigging pints of lilt and gin. There must be something in the air.

 

On to our next award then and this one , i have taken the executive decision to include in here. Its my favourite one and is a first for TGC in the annual awards. But make no mistake, this is as prestigous as it gets and it takes skill to accomplish abismlaness.

 

T-G-C 2016 WORST PLANT OF THE YEAR.

 

One of the most prestigious awards we have on here, all entries this year pretty shite. Results...

 

1) WhiteWarg

2) Denots

3) Blue

[Budgie]

Well done errmmmmm or not

 

Go stand in the corner and hang your head in shame @White Warg

[Forest]

well done petal  great diary  and white warg well done for those shitty skilz  top ungrowing !

[Mrs Willy]

Ok so thats white wargs award sorted. A red smiley with sad face and thumbs down. Its the best i could do, but does stand out.

 

Now onto the DJ of the year. I can safely say i am weeping with disappointment to not be on the podium this year, as well as last year. I thought growers liked rick astley and elaine page.

 

 

T-G-C 2016 DJ Of the Year.

 

Results:

 

1) Smoking Soul.

2) DreddyBoy/Kief Kat.

3) Missy/Deeks.

 

Well done soul, im a big fan as you know. It is time for a mix night. And good to see new DJ for 2016 dreddyboy on podium as ive enjoyed those riddums. A DJ night is long overdue and maybe easter is a good time to revisit.

[Petal]

Congratulations Smokin!! Well deserved

 

Congratulations White Warg, a real sorry excuse for a plant that

 

Thanks @Forest